Jessica And Jon’s Showmance Stunt

So Jessica Lowndes, 27, faked a romance with Jon Lovitz, 58, to generate buzz for her music video. Hey, whatever it takes to trend on Twitter. (It’s not like it would’ve been the first time people of different ages and attractiveness hooked up in Hollywood.) Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to post pics of me making out with a power lesbian!

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