We have a few ideas about the sage advice Reese Witherspoon might offer in her upcoming lifestyle book
Reese Witherspoon, 40, is writing a lifestyle book, which she says will “give people a glimpse into my idea of Southern living.” From what to say to the police after being pulled over after a night of drinking to how to properly parent, here are a few lessons she’s already taught by example!
1) KNOW YOUR (IMAGINED) RIGHTS!
“I’m an American citizen — this is beyond!” she sassed cops in a video of her 2013 arrest for disorderly conduct. “Do you know my name? You’re about to find out who I am!”
2) THE KEY TO GOOD SEX
At the 2014 Met Gala, Reese was filmed slurring this gem of wisdom to Cara Delevingne: “The most important thing in a name, for a girl, is that a man can whisper it in his pillow.”
3) RAISE YOUR VOICE AT HOME
“One thing she said to me is, ‘If you’re not yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them,’” former co-star Mark Ruffalo once revealed of the mom to Ava, 17, Deacon, 13, and Tennessee, 4.
Buy my #@*%#@ book, ya’ll!