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We have a few ideas about the sage ad­vice Reese Wither­spoon might of­fer in her up­com­ing lifestyle book

Reese Wither­spoon, 40, is writ­ing a lifestyle book, which she says will “give peo­ple a glimpse into my idea of South­ern liv­ing.” From what to say to the po­lice af­ter be­ing pulled over af­ter a night of drink­ing to how to prop­erly par­ent, here are a few lessons she’s al­ready taught by ex­am­ple!

1) KNOW YOUR (IMAG­INED) RIGHTS!

“I’m an Amer­i­can cit­i­zen — this is beyond!” she sassed cops in a video of her 2013 ar­rest for dis­or­derly con­duct. “Do you know my name? You’re about to find out who I am!”

2) THE KEY TO GOOD SEX

At the 2014 Met Gala, Reese was filmed slur­ring this gem of wis­dom to Cara Delev­ingne: “The most im­por­tant thing in a name, for a girl, is that a man can whis­per it in his pil­low.”

3) RAISE YOUR VOICE AT HOME

“One thing she said to me is, ‘If you’re not yelling at your kids, you’re not spend­ing enough time with them,’” for­mer co-star Mark Ruf­falo once re­vealed of the mom to Ava, 17, Dea­con, 13, and Ten­nessee, 4.

Buy my #@*%#@ book, ya’ll!

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