Last Laughs

“Nintendo announced that its character Mario is no longer a plumber. Apparently, he was fired after coming to work on mushrooms.”

JIMMY FALLON: “Mark Zuckerberg and his wife just had their second daughter, and they wrote her a letter where they tell her not to worry about the future. Then their new baby was like, ‘ Yeah, my dad founded Facebook — I’m definitely not worried about the future!’”

CONAN O’BRIEN: “In Saudi Arabia, a 14-year-old boy was detained for dancing to the ‘ Macarena.’ You know, I don’t say this often, but I’m going to side with the Saudi government on this one.”