Last Laughs

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“Nin­tendo an­nounced that its char­ac­ter Mario is no longer a plum­ber. Ap­par­ently, he was fired af­ter com­ing to work on mush­rooms.”

JIMMY FAL­LON: “Mark Zucker­berg and his wife just had their sec­ond daugh­ter, and they wrote her a let­ter where they tell her not to worry about the fu­ture. Then their new baby was like, ‘ Yeah, my dad founded Face­book — I’m def­i­nitely not wor­ried about the fu­ture!’”

CO­NAN O’BRIEN: “In Saudi Ara­bia, a 14-year-old boy was de­tained for danc­ing to the ‘ Macarena.’ You know, I don’t say this of­ten, but I’m go­ing to side with the Saudi govern­ment on this one.”

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