CROPPIEST FIRST DATE EVER!
A romantic night for Bristol, England, student Liam Smyth and a woman he met on Tinder ended up going down the toilet…because nothing else did. Panicking because her, uh, wouldn’t flush, the woman (who wants to remain anonymous, duh) tried to toss it outside, not realizing there was a space between the bathroom window panes. So the horrified woman confessed to her date, Liam says, and he helped as she insisted on climbing in — upside down — to retrieve the “offending package.” But after handing it to him (eww!), the woman got stuck! Firemen had to extricate her “once they composed themselves,” says Liam. The good news? They’ve already had date No. 2! (Seriously.) “She’s a lovely girl,” he says. Imagine the story they’ll have for their grandkids….