JOANNA FOR PRESIDENT?!

Call it the Gaines–gaines ticket. In his book, Capital Gaines, Chip floats the idea of Joanna running for president in 2040…with him as running mate! Candidate Joanna’s platform: solving child homelessness and providing at-risk youth with entrepreneurial training. In his fantasy, Joanna wins and becomes the “first female halfKorean to take the Oval Office” — but doesn’t specify her political party.