MADONNA’S MAKING MOVES
The singer is hawking pricey new skin care products.
“I’m 106,” announced pop icon, trendsetter, and now beauty maven Madonna (who, in actuality, is 59) at an event hawking MDNA Skin, her new line of skin care products. Though she doesn’t market her products as “anti-aging,” the singer says her skin looks great because “I never went to the beach, I never smoked a cigarette, I was never interested in the normal juvenile delinquency paths.” (She did admit, however, that prior to becoming a mega-millionaire she got facials from a heroin addict in NYC’S East Village.) Those looking to get the Material Girl’s pillowy-soft skin will cough up $1,240 for the full line, which includes serum, face wash, rose mist, chrome clay mask and a magnetic rejuvenator wand (to remove the mask — duh). The hefty price tag might be worth it — considering the line works on other body parts, too. “I’ve used the mask on my butt,” Madonna said. “Don’t you want soft skin on your butt? Your butt has an audience!” Speak for yourself, Madge.
$600 FOR TUSH CREAM?!