BEST JOB EVER: RUN THIS DESERTED ISLAND!

This is the best listing we’ve seen on any job site (not that we’re looking, ahem!). The French government is searching for a couple to “take over” the small Brittany island of Quéménès because the current caretakers are leaving after 10 years. The job includes maintaining a mile-long stretch of sand, rock and grass on a remote island where your only neighbors are seals, seabirds, rabbits and a flock of black Ushant sheep. One drawback: There are no flushing toilets. Have toilet paper, will travel!