I set my crush’s dress on fire!

When my crush, Amy, agreed to spend July 4th with me, I was so excited. I knew that I wanted to take her to the local annual fireworks show. Things were going great once we got there — she was holding my hand and laughing at all my jokes, but the night quickly went south. We bought some sparklers to play with, and I was trying to write her name in the air when I heard her yell something about her dress. I looked, and my sparkler must’ve brushed against the sleeve of her dress and had caught on fire! I started hitting her arm with my free hand to put it out while she started to cry. Someone threw a cup of water on her to help out, and before I knew it, she left the date wet, with a burnt dress sleeve! — Adam, OH