Saying no politely to tea invitation

DEAR MISS MANNERS:

A dear relative has invited me to high tea. Great effort is put into the event with homemade scones, tea sandwiches, desserts and several kinds of teas. All served on lovely porcelain from around the world.

I don’t care for the type of food served, even though it is authentic “high tea” fare. I am pretty much a vegan; I can’t stand the thought of eating butter, egg salad and several desserts.

How can I decline without hurting the host’s feelings? It is a very long drive from my town to theirs, to add to it.

GENTLE READER: There are three points that Miss Manners would like to make, two of which actually pertain to your predicament.

First, one can always decline an invitation politely. Gratitude for the invitation and regret at not being able to accept are all that need be expressed. Excuses are not only unnecessary, but can be offensive if they are trivial. But in this case, distance does seem a legitimate consideration, so you could mention how sorry you are not to be able to make the trip.

Second, it is not necessary to eat the food served at a tea. It isn’t even easy to do so. The teacup’s saucer isn’t big enough to use as a plate, and holding a teacup in one hand and a small plate in the other makes it perilous to transfer the delicacy to the mouth.

So Miss Manners assures you that you need only drink a lot of tea, and it will not be conspicuous if you skip the food.

She asks your indulgence for the third point. The event you are describing is “afternoon tea” or just “tea.” “High tea,” also known as “nursery tea,” is an informal supper taken in place of dinner. “Authentic high tea fare” is potted meat and other things you wouldn’t eat.

The misnomer, which is common in America, probably arises from commercial establishments wanting to make their offerings seem grander.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: What is the proper way to ask guests to help with washing dishes? When it happens over and over again that the same people are stuck doing dishes, how does one broach the subject? There is nothing worse than the same lazy people who just get to do nothing.

GENTLE READER: They probably don’t scrub your bathrooms, either.

You claim they are your guests. In that case, Miss Manners requires you to treat them as guests. You may accept any offer of help — some hosts prefer to decline them — but you cannot expect or demand it.

Submit your etiquette questions to Miss Manners at dearmissmanners@gmail. com.