Wording birthday invitation for piano

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I am planning a 100th birthday party for my late grandmother’s reconditioned piano. The guests will be other classical musicians and singers.

As usual, when we get together, some people like to play or sing. I’ll engage a pianist, too. As hostess, I’ll refrain from singing unless we all get silly and sing “Happy Birthday to Miss Wellington-cable!”

I know one should never encourage or discourage gifts in an invitation for a person. But as this type of party is unique, I think many people may wonder whether to bring a gift for an inanimate object.

I’m leaning towards the usual “no gift mention at all” rule. However, someone tells me I need to make an exception “because nobody will know what to do for a piano’s birthday!”

Am I leaning the right way, or am I out of tune?

GENTLE READER: Re-examining the reasons behind etiquette is always welcome, never more so than when new situations arise.

In this case, the original reasoning still applies, namely that it is impolite to assume one is going to receive a present.

Miss Manners would not wish to presume that, given your piano’s age, you will not be sending follow-up questions about wedding plans and baby showers.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I would like to send out moving notices to friends and family. However, I’m moving because I’m getting divorced. My family and close friends know this. There are several friends who may not know.

Is there any way to convey this on the moving notice without it being weird? Do I just list my name and my two children and hope that gets the message across?

GENTLE READER: There is a logic to using a single stamp when announcing all the things you are leaving behind, but a divorce and a move are not similar enough to share an envelope.

People with whom you are close enough to share personal information will need to be told about the divorce. For others, Miss Manners that a card with the names of those making the move satisfies the requirements of etiquette.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I have a friend whose spouse and three children call her several times a day. Although she has made plans, she will answer the phone in the middle of a lunch/dinner date, coffee visit, etc.

I have explained it is rude to interrupt a conversation to accept a call or text. She insists it could be an emergency. What else can I say?

GENTLE READER: “Was it an emergency?”

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