Episode 1: Hardly squawks
Story about ex-quarterback sure to make Twitter noise
NAPA, Calif. — Cameras have been documenting every minute of the Raiders’ time at their training camp facility for the last couple of weeks.
The footage finally hit the airwaves Tuesday night with the first episode of this season of “Hard Knocks” on HBO.
Here are five takeaways from the first episode:
1. Poor Matt Schaub
The veteran quarterback spent just one season with the Raiders in 2014, but that didn’t prevent him from getting roasted. Former Raiders reviewjournal.com/ hardknocks1
wide receiver James Jones was captured on camera relaying the story of Schaub getting outplayed by rookie Derek Carr during training camp and the players being aware Schaub was hold
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frustrating things have become with the team’s biggest offseason acquisition.
Nobody questioned whether dinosaurs existed or mermaids are real, and no one showed up to practice wearing overalls and a cowboy hat and boots, and nobody struggled naming all of his children. Training camp with the Raiders has a ways to go before it ranks among the wackiest of offerings in “Hard Knocks” history.
Listen, the poem about the autumn wind being a Raider and pillaging just for fun and he’ll knock you ’round and upside down and laugh when he’s conquered and won is a pretty tough act to then follow over 60 minutes.
It might take a few episodes to get things rolling.
Tepid beginning
So it was a tepid beginning overall, not compelling by most any standard, with some punchy one-liners
and the much publicized hot air balloon ride on which Brown arrived to camp.
“Float like a butterfly, sting like AB,” Brown said.
But probably not stinging as much as his feet right now.
We knew rookie safety Johnathan Abram would rank among the team leaders in smack talk and he more than filled the role, angering teammates and a coach in Gruden, who didn’t take kindly to him hitting others before pads went on.
Now all Abram has to do is back things up when games begin, or he’ll be the one full of hot air.
I often judge “Hard Knocks” on the reaction of my wife and 18-yearold daughter, committed fans of the show annually.
A few responses …
Wife: “Who is this Abram guy? He talks too much. I don’t like him.”
Daughter: “What’s the deal with Richie Incognito? They’re making it seem like he has a few problems.” Oh, Lord.
One of the better moments came when Brown’s three young sons joined him on the field — at which
time he was again not practicing — and he was asked about the quarterback position.
“Where’s Roethlisberger?” asked one son of his father’s former teammate — Ben, the quarterback — in Pittsburgh.
“He plays with the Steelers,” Brown said. “Our quarterback is Derek now. We don’t play with Roethlisberger no more … We play with Derek Carr. That’s my quarterback. You know his name? What’s his name?”
“Derek Carter?” answered another son.
So that kid is now my favorite.
Frozen feet?
It was a nice touch for the episode to end with Gruden talking to the team about Raiders great Cliff Branch, the three-time Super Bowl champion wide receiver who died this week. It was a fun touch to see a 2000 interview with former Raiders coach John Madden spliced into present day action and praising the seven-man sled.
But when a guy’s bad feet are the highlight of an episode, however significant that star wideout might be,
you know things have started slow.
It was earlier Tuesday when a report from NBC Sports’ Chris Simms suggested Brown’s blistering ailment was caused by using a cryotherapy machine without the proper footwear, resulting in frostbite.
If true, perhaps in next week’s episode, Gruden will address whether the team had any idea Brown was seeking such a relief for pain, or if it even approves of such measures.
(I wouldn’t count on anyone addressing it, by the way).
But no matter how interesting (or not) the series proves to be, if Brown can’t heal in time for the season opener and this foot issue drags into real games, know this: In a year when the Raiders spent a lot of money for a lot more skill, running the offense might not prove so effortless.
Even for this Derek Carter guy.
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