Methods don’t violate bagel etiquette
DEAR MISS MANNERS: How does one spread cream cheese on a bagel?
Assuming the bagel is cut in half, does one spread cream cheese on an entire half of the bagel? Or is a bagel treated as, say, a dinner roll, where one only butters the pieces that one breaks off?
There’s a very nice bagel shop across the street, and I will enjoy it so much more when I know how to eat the bagels properly.
GENTLE READER: Either method you describe is indeed proper, depending on whether you consider it a piece of bread or a sandwich.
However, Miss Manners warns you: Before you enjoy the bagels from across the street, make sure that you specify that they be delivered to you dry and/or whole. Otherwise, the shop will generally do the spreading for you, leaving you with a warm, cream cheesy gloop that will be nearly impossible to eat neatly.
DEAR MISS MANNERS:
A close relative had to cancel her wedding due to
COVID-19. While we expect a new date to be decided soon, nothing has been announced.
Then we received a very confusing missive, which contained two announcements. The first was a note canceling the original wedding, and the second was an invitation to a shower-bymail.
I understand the bride’s dilemma, and I sent her a gift from her registry because that’s what I would have done anyway. But my traditionalist self is troubled by what ends up being a straight-up request for gifts.
Perhaps you can come up with a way to negotiate these new shoals: one that will satisfy both young brides and old aunties like me.
GENTLE READER: Was there ever to be a shower in person? Or was the bride simply terrified that with the wedding canceled, presents would be forgotten?
A shopping list is not an invitation, except to hand over one’s credit card information. If guests made the assumption that presents were no longer required, then they will presumably re-remember when new wedding invitations are sent.
DEAR MISS MANNERS: In reading about an operetta, I discovered that a scene which took place at a wedding included a joke that virtually all the wedding presents were spaghetti scissors.
I assumed the notion of spaghetti scissors was an invention of the librettist, but then I began to wonder: Were spaghetti scissors once actually sold as a piece of cutlery?
GENTLE READER: Itisa joke. Cutting one’s spaghetti with scissors is best left to comedians.
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