PRE-VALENTINE’S SHOCKER

On Feb. 11, months after Amy Schumer began dating handsome chef Chris Fischer, the pair made their relationship Instagram official. Just two days later, the romance became legal when Amy, 37, and Chris, 38, shocked everyone by tying the knot in a top-secret Malibu ceremony — a happy event the bride and groom had only decided on a week earlier. Guests including Jennifer Lawrence, Chelsea Handler, Jake Gyllenhaal and Jennifer Aniston were all invited via text while Amy wore a $5,490 off-the-rack Monique Lhuillier dress. “That is the only dress we ever tried on,” says stylist Leesa Evans. “It was so easy and so effortless. All she wanted to do was feel comfortable and like herself.” Also very Amy? The ice sculpture of a nude man beside the raw bar!