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TENNIS LEGEND JOHN MCENROE ON ‘NEVER HAVE I EVER,’ THE PRESSURES OF ELITE SPORT, AND HIS CONCERN FOR NAOMI OSAKA
IF YOU ARE over 30, John McEnroe is likely known to you as the infamously brash tennis hall-offamer, dubbed “Superbrat” in his prime, who now offers his take on the sport as a TV analyst. These days, though, the 62-year-old has taken an unusual career turn as a sage narrator of teen life in Netf lix’s “Never Have I Ever.”
McEnroe has answered the Hollywood call to play himself before, with roles in “30 Rock,” “Mr. Deeds,” “Anger Management,” “Wimbledon” and “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” But narrating a coming-of-age comedy co-created by Mindy Kaling, about an Indian American teen named Devi (Maitreyi Ramakrishnan) who wants to be popular, lose her virginity and get into her dream college was an unlikely choice.
Kaling approached McEnroe at a post-Oscars Vanity Fair bash, vaguely pitching the tennis great, whom she’d grown up watching, on the idea of narrating a new series. (“I remember him being friendly and confused,” Kaling says.)
Video-chatting from London, where he was doing on-air commentary at Wimbledon, McEnroe discussed his unexpected voice artist career, his own youthful angst and the mental toll sports can take on elite athletes.
When Mindy Kaling asked you about narrating the life of an angsty, boy-crazy Indian American teenager, what was your initial reaction?
You cannot be serious. At first, she just said, “[I have] this idea for the show I’m doing and I’d love you to narrate it.” Nine times out of 10 it’s the last time you’ll hear from someone. So, when I actually did hear from Mindy and her people, I was pleasantly surprised.
People have said to me: “Oh, I recognize your voice.” When I was probably 25, I was fed up with being recognized. I wanted to just walk down Fifth Avenue. So I wore this Jimi Hendrixtype wig and a beard. At this gallery that sold tapestries I saw one I like so I asked, “How much is that tapestry?” And they go, “Are you John McEnroe? I recognize your voice.”
I didn’t realize until I got into it — I was, like wait a minute: I’m in the head of a high school girl who’s Indian American? And I’m supposed to be like her uncle, as well as her psychiatrist, as well as a few other things? And there’s a lot of lines? I was happy because I’ve done a lot of cameos over the years, [which] are fun, but this one seemed like I was actually, in a way, part of the cast.
Where do you do most of your recording?
The first year, it was at recording studios in New York and L.A. This season, it was all Zoom. It’s weird work, narration. Luckily, I don’t do it that much because you want to get it right so badly that you got to keep at it, keep that focus and intensity. Then they’ll be like, “Your voice sounds a little scratchy, maybe we should take a break?” Yeah, no kidding!
Anything you do to keep your voice in top shape?
Obviously, water would be the key thing. My wife [Patty Smyth] is a singer. She’s like, “Eat green apples, they’re great for the voice!” Then years ago, not to drop names, but I was at a Neil Young show at Radio City and I spent a few minutes with him backstage. And I was like, “God, your voice sounds great, unbelievable. As good as it’s sounded in 30 years.” And he said something like, “Nothing like a good lemon.” I sort of combine those three.
Who would be the narrator of your teenage years?
Jack Nicholson. He’s my favorite actor, so I’d love to hear what his thoughts would be, like [mimicking Nicholson], “Johnny, what are you doing?” He said to me once in the mid’80s, “Don’t change a thing!” And I remember thinking, “Jack Nicholson just told me not to change the thing and everyone’s like, ‘He’s got to behave better or we’re gonna throw him out of the game.’ ” Who am I gonna listen to: some old guy at the U.S. Tennis Association or Jack Nicholson?
I love “Charlie’s Angels.” So if we’re going to do something completely bizarre or total opposite where it’s a girl that’s doing teenage John McEnroe thoughts — I mean, it gets complicated with Farrah [Fawcett] because I have a connection. Not that I didn’t have her poster on my walls as a kid, but it became bizarre as we got older because we spent a fair amount of time around each other. Jaclyn Smith might have been my favorite. I probably would have thought of someone that was another athlete, like Larry Bird or something, because Larry Bird and I are completely different.
Tell me about teenage John McEnroe at Trinity School. You were not that much older than Devi is in the series when you became a tennis star.
Growing up was the toughest time in my life. My life changed here [in London] in 1977, when I reached the semifinals and all of a sudden it got a whole lot better. Not immediately, but pretty quickly. High school and grammar school was ... it just felt like it was not easy. I was in an unusual situation in high school because I commuted into Manhattan. Even though it’s a great private school, I was away from all my friends where I grew up in Queens and it alienated me from both sides a bit. So through sports, I was able to have friendships and teammates. That was important, but I could feel sort of isolated. You never want to feel that.
Devi and I are probably similar in the sense that I was girlcrazy but I didn’t have much to show for it. I was sports-crazy — obviously, I was the best at tennis, but I played high school soccer, I played high school basketball. I was just a big jock-type guy. And I always was thinking: “Why don’t these girls understand how cool a guy they’re getting here?” Or so I thought. Then I was like, “God, maybe I’m not very cool because this isn’t playing out the way I anticipated.” I remember when I made the breakthrough [at Wimbledon], and I came back to the States and I eventually went to Stanford for a year. I walked in there thinking, all right, the girls are just going to be falling all over me now, and then they just didn’t give me the time of day there either.
How much did the tennis world feel like an extension of high school, in terms of finding your place and navigating the scene and being comfortable as yourself ? Were you thinking, “How can I be as cool as Björn Borg?”
For sure, I looked up to people like Björn Borg and Vitas Gerulaitis; Jimmy Connors was the biggest guy in tennis. I just wanted to figure out a way to be in the mix with them, be thought of in the same way, to possibly be remotely as cool as they were. They strutted their stuff and backed it up — ultimately, you can talk all you want, but if you don’t back it up, it doesn’t amount to a whole lot. So, it was a bit overwhelming. That’s why going to college was one of the best things that I ever did. It gave me a chance to sort of be a kid another year longer and be around kids my own age.
Have you learned anything about your own youthful angst through narrating the series?
I don’t know if I’ve learned that much about myself. But it has been interesting to keep an eye on it from a distance — where [the cast members] are headed. Maitreyi, who plays Devi, she never acted professionally and all of a sudden she’s doing Mindy Kaling ’s series. That’s big — thousands of people tried out for the role. That’s quite the life-changing experience. I don’t know where that’s gonna lead her. She could win an Academy Award in 10 years for all we know. And that would be, like, from where I began winning Wimbledon.
Would you say the John McEnroe of today is calmer?
I’m definitely better at taking the deep breath. That doesn’t mean I don’t f ly off the handle at times. I was so impatient with everything [when I was younger]: “Why did you say my name that way?!” In the warmup, I’d be so amped up. When you walk on a court, it’s like a lion in a cage — you’re letting them out, that’s the idea to me. You come in with such an intensity. Because it’s not like I blow people over with how strong I am or how tall I am. You’ve got to bring something to the table. What I brought was an energy and an intensity that you sort of build the whole day and then you let it out. That’s why I got myself in trouble, because if you said hello to me the wrong way, I’d tear your head off.
Naomi Osaka has cast a spotlight on the rigors of being a professional athlete and the mental toll of it all. What are your thoughts on what she’s raised about mental health?
It’s extremely important, probably more so than ever because of this pandemic. I felt like my legs were shaking the first time I stepped foot at 18 [years old] on the center court of Wimbledon. I felt like I lost the first set before I even hit a ball — and I think I did. It was overwhelming to play Jimmy Connors and to have all these people . ... I found that I was more nervous going into the press conference. So I can relate to what she’s saying and I sympathize with it.
It’s this very tricky juggling act because she’s very introverted to begin with. I’ve rarely been able to get more than a few words out of her. And I’m on her side because I want to see her f lourish because it’s good for the sport. She’s a big star. When she went out last year at the [U.S.] Open, and she was wearing the mask with George Floyd’s name, it really had a big impact, I think, for us as a sport that she was sending a really strong message. My concern is just, as someone who’s been around the block a few times, that the scrutiny is only going to intensify. It’s not going to get less. Hopefully, she’ll get better equipped and feel good about it because she’s obviously a tremendous player.
Times have changed. People can go on their own social media accounts and say, “Well, I felt this way about this match.” And they can do it sort of like a press conference without having to do one. I don’t do that but some people do. And it begs the question of like, “How much do you need the press as part of what you’re doing?” I always respected the press that were traveling around and really cared about the sport — not the Tom, Dick and Harrys that come here at Wimbledon and try to get me to say something stupid [that would] sell newspapers. She’s the highest paid female athlete in the world, so if someone that makes tremendous sums of money can’t handle it, you’re like, “Whoa, wait, something ’s wrong with this.” So hopefully it’ll get better soon.
Has it made you ref lect on your on-air commentary of the games? You recently drew criticism for your remarks about British tennis star Emma Raducanu’s decision to withdraw from a match. You speculated it was because she couldn’t handle the pressure. Are you thinking about your role in the whole machine and the impact of your words or how they’re received?
Yes and no. I think it’s important to be myself. I hopefully mature as I get older. I remember dismissing a player many years ago at the Australian — saying he shouldn’t be on the same court as, at the time, the No. 1 player in the world. And he shouldn’t have been on that court. He got blown off the court. But afterward, his coach came up to me in the locker room: “This kid worked his whole life to just to get in the Australian Open, how can you dump on his work?” And it did take me back and make me realize the journey of a lot of people, the journeymen and -women that you’ll never even talk about. So, from that perspective, I definitely feel like hopefully I’m more aware. I still believe I should be myself and that’s what I’m hired to do.
As far as what I said about Emma Raducanu — I absolutely believe what I said was 100% accurate. I didn’t know for sure at the time, because it had just happened. It was sort of an educated guess based on decades of experience. It certainly appeared like it got the best of her for a variety of reasons, a lot of which are understandable. She seems like she’s got the goods and potentially could be a really good player.
When I played Wimbledon for the first time with Jimmy Connors, I remember — and I said this when I was making comments about Emma — I was glad that I lost against Connors. I felt like it was too much too soon. I couldn’t handle it. And I’ve literally gotten sick. I think anyone that told me they haven’t felt that would be lying — I don’t know if there’s a player in any sport that doesn’t. But it’s how you navigate that. It’s a tremendous thing to be able to do for a living something that you love, like being a professional athlete, but at the same time, you’re out there naked, more or less. If you’re laying an egg, or something ’s going wrong, it is a horrible feeling.
Why they made a big deal out of it, I have no idea. I’ve said far worse, believe me — some things that I’m sure I deserve to be criticized for.