TOP OF THE ORDER
Zach Helfand ranks the 30 teams. Last week’s ranking in parentheses, statistics are through Friday:
1. ST. LOUIS: The Cardinals’ entire rotation is paid less than the Angels are paying Josh Hamilton. (3)
2. KANSAS CITY: The Royals are 19-0 when they score six runs or more. (1)
3. WASHINGTON: Bryce Harper slammed his bat after hitting a pop fly during the week. It still went out for a home run. (2)
4. SAN FRANCISCO: The Giants’ May success should be familiar to Silicon Valley types. It’s what they’d call a bubble. (4)
5. MINNESOTA: It’s hard to find a hotter team than the Twins, who have won 10 of 13 series since mid-April. (11)
6. HOUSTON: The Astros are first in home runs and second to last in batting average. (6)
7. DODGERS: Have played only two 2014 postseason teams, the Giants and Cardinals, and those matchups haven’t gone well. (8)
8. DETROIT: The Tigers are trying out the Dodgers’ strategy: they scored six runs in a fourgame stretch. (5)
9. PITTSBURGH: The Pirates gave up two runs or less six times in a seven-game winning streak. (23)
10. CHICAGO CUBS: Pitcher Jon Lester set the record for consecutive hitless at-bats to start a career, with 59. (7)
11. NEW YORK METS: They’re winning more than two-thirds of home games and losing more than two-thirds on the road. (12)
12. SEATTLE: Felix Hernandez is already 8-1 with 71 strikeouts. (17)
13. ANGELS: The underperforming lineup is 21st or worse in runs, batting average, on-base percentage and slugging. (9)
14. TEXAS: It took the Angels’ left fielders 47 games to hit two home runs. Josh Hamilton hit as many on Friday. (19)
15. BALTIMORE: Orioles have been the least-bad AL East team lately, which is like being the least corrupt FIFA official. (15)
16. NEW YORK YANKEES: They lose seven in a row, sweep the Royals, then lose some more. Go figure.(20)
17. TAMPA BAY: Rays seized opportunity presented by the Yankees by losing six games. (10)
18. ARIZONA: Paul Goldschmidt is third among all hitters in wins above replacement, above even Mike Trout. (13)
19. SAN DIEGO: For all the off-season moves, this season’s record through 50 games is the same as last year’s. (21)
20. ATLANTA: Take good care of Juan Uribe, Braves. (14)
21. CLEVELAND: Corey Kluber has 50 strikeouts in his last four starts. (18)
22. CHICAGO WHITE SOX: Jose Abreu had only three home runs in May. (16)
23. TORONTO: Bad news: pitching staff is lousy. Good news? It’s the AL East, it doesn’t have to be that good. (25)
24. OAKLAND: By Friday, the Athletics’ run differential was at zero, but it was 13 games under .500. (30)
25. COLORADO: The Rockies quietly won six out of seven games. (28)
26. BOSTON: Red Sox have the worst record in the AL East, which is like being the most corrupt FIFA official. (22)
27. MIAMI: Three of the five longest home runs this year belong to Giancarlo Stanton. (29)
28. CINCINNATI: Golf clap for the Reds, who actually won a game after losing nine games in a row. (24)
29. MILWAUKEE: Brewers already have two losing streaks of seven games or more this season. (27)
30. PHILADELPHIA: GM says Phillies fans “don’t understand the game.” But the man who assembled this team does? (26)