Gloom, despair and agony it’ll be
The theme of enlightenment has seldom come across as leaden as it does in “Milton’s Secret,” a dull drama based on the children’s novel of the same name by Eckhart Tolle.
Set in a parallel universe where virtually all the characters speak in hushed tones, the Canadian production is seen through the eyes of 12-year-old Milton Adams (William Ainscough), the type of wimpy kid who’s no stranger to coming-of-age scenarios.
Living in a constant state of fear perpetuated by the local bully (Percy Hynes White) and the mounting tensions between his cashstrapped parents (Mia Kirshner and David Sutcliffe), Milton could use a place to stash his angst.
Enter Grandpa Howard (Donald Sutherland), an aging hippie and Zen-centered Zumba enthusiast who teaches Milton how to become one with the moment.
This material would appear to cry out for a little counter-balancing satire, but director and co-writer Barnet Bain adheres to a wispy reverence and a plodding pace that suck all the life out of every scene.
Managing to cut through the tired character clichés, a playful Sutherland and young Ainscough have a sweet rapport, but it can’t lift the film out of its malaise.
Even for something preaching spiritual tranquility, this film exhibits the barest trace of a pulse. “Milton’s Secret.” Rating: PG, for thematic elements involving bullying and adolescent issues, and for brief language. Running time: 1 hour, 28 minutes. Playing: Arena Cinelounge at the Montalban Theatre, Hollywood; also on VOD.