OVAL OFFICE ORGANS

LYNDON B. JOHNSON

LBJ was so proud of his penis, he nicknamed it “Jumbo.” One Senate colleague remembered the Majority Leader stepping back from a urinal and loudly asking, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?”

JOHN F. KENNEDY

JFK lovingly referred to his junk as “JJ.” In a 1938 letter to a former prep school roommate, the 21year-old Kennedy dutifully reported that little JJ “has never been in better shape or doing better service.”