THIS WEEK’S MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS
2:00 pm Think Like a Man Too ›› (’ 14, RomanceComedy) As Michael and Candace prepare to marry in Las Vegas, their friends struggle with life-changing decisions of their own. (cc) VH1 2:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . Two Tickets to Broadway
›› (’ 51, Musical Comedy) An unknown singer gets his girlfriend’s quartet on bandleader Bob Crosby’s live television show. (cc) . . . . . . TCM
3:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kidnap
›› (’ 17, Action) A typical afternoon in the park turns into a nightmare for single mother Karla Dyson when kidnappers snatch her young son Frankie. With no cellphone and no time to wait for police, Dyson embarks on a high-speed car chase to save her beloved child. (cc) . . . BET
3:30 pm . . . . . . . Why Him? ›› (’ 16, Comedy) An overprotective businessman panics after learning that his daughter’s wealthy but socially awkward boyfriend plans to ask for her hand in marriage. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX
3:30 pm Focus ›› (’ 15, Comedy-Drama) A veteran con man is thrown off his game when his former lover and protege unexpectedly appears and interferes with his latest — and very dangerous — scheme. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TNT
4:00 pm . . . . . Drive Angry ›› (’ 11, Action) A brutal felon escapes from hell and, with police and a satanic henchman on his trail, sets out to avenge his daughter’s murder and save his grandchild from bloodthirsty cultists. (cc) SYFY 4:00 pm . . . . . . . . . The Barkleys of Broadway ››› (’ 49, Musical) Half of a husband-and-wife dance team wants to be an actress, so they split up. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
4:30 pm Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself ›› (’ 09, Comedy-Drama) When Madea catches three siblings looting her home, she delivers the youths to their boozy aunt, who is sorely in need of an attitude adjustment. (cc) . . . . . . . . . VH1
5:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . We’re the Millers ››
(’13, Comedy) Indebted to a big-time drug lord, a pot dealer travels to Mexico with a fake family and a camper to pick up a large shipment and smuggle it into the U.S. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . TNT
5:30 pm Major League ›› (’ 89, Comedy) Lackluster baseball players hear their Cleveland team’s new owner is counting on them to lose. (cc) . . AMC
6:00 pm Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates ›› (’16, Comedy) Two hard-partying brothers bring two wild and uncontrollable women to their sister’s wedding in Hawaii. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . FX
6:00 pm The Bourne Identity ››› (’ 02, Action) A woman helps an amnesiac, who has a dangerous past, to dodge assassins as he tries to learn about himself. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY
6:00 pm Kiss Me Kate ››› (’ 53, Musical Comedy) Lilli and Fred act the same way offstage as they do in The Taming of the Shrew. (cc) . . . . TCM
8:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pitch Perfect 3 ››
(’17, Musical Comedy) After the highs of winning the world championships, the Bellas find themselves split apart. But when they get the chance to reunite for an overseas USO tour, this group of awesome nerds will come together to make some music one last time. (cc) . . . . FX
8:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . Madea’s Family Reunion
›› (’ 06, Comedy) A Southern matriarch deals with a host of personal and family issues while planning her clan’s upcoming reunion. (cc) LIFE 8:00 pm Rush Hour ››› (’ 98, Action) A Hong Kong detective and a wisecracking L.A.P.D. detective choose to work together to find the missing daughter of a Chinese diplomat. (cc) .................................... PARMT
8:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ocean’s 8 ›› (’ 18, Comedy) Criminal mastermind Debbie Ocean and seven other female thieves try to pull off the heist of the century at New York’s annual Met Gala. Their target — a necklace that’s worth more than $150 million. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . TNT
8:00 pm Austin Powers in Goldmember ›› (’ 02, Comedy) Austin must rescue his captive father and prevent Dr. Evil’s malevolent minions from taking over the world. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . TRU 8:00 pm Some Like It Hot ›››› (’ 59, Comedy) To evade gangsters, two men don skirts and makeup and join an all-girl band with a sizzling singer. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
8:30 pm . . . . Kingdom of Heaven ››› (’ 05, Historical Drama) During the Crusades, a young blacksmith rises to knighthood and protects Jerusalem from invading forces. (cc) . . SYFY
8:30 pm Click ›› (’ 06, Comedy) An overworked architect obtains a universal remote that allows him to control the world around him. (cc) FREE 10:00 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pitch Perfect 3 ››
(’17, Musical Comedy) After the highs of winning the world championships, the Bellas find themselves split apart. But when they get the chance to reunite for an overseas USO tour, this group of awesome nerds will come together to make some music one last time. (cc) . . . . FX 10:03 pm Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail ›› (’09, Comedy) After a high-speed car chase and anger-management issues land Madea behind bars, she befriends a young prostitute. (cc) LIFE 10:15 pm Captain Newman, M.D. ››› (’ 63, Comedy-Drama) A stateside psychiatrist treats a corporal, colonel and captain for war-related problems in 1944. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM 10:30 pm . Rush Hour 2 ›› (’ 01, Action) Two detectives battle a Hong Kong gangster and his henchmen after a bombing at the U.S. Embassy. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PARMT 12:01 am. . . . . . . . . . . Madea’s Family Reunion
›› (’ 06, Comedy) A Southern matriarch deals with a host of personal and family issues while planning her clan’s upcoming reunion. (cc) LIFE 12:08 am Major League ›› (’ 89, Comedy) Lackluster baseball players hear their Cleveland team’s new owner is counting on them to lose. (cc) . . . AMC 12:30 am Rush Hour ››› (’ 98, Action) A Hong Kong detective and a wisecracking L.A.P.D. detective choose to work together to find the missing daughter of a Chinese diplomat. (cc) . PARMT 12:30 am The Perfect Furlough ›› (’ 59, Comedy) An Army psychologist oversees her creation: an arctic serviceman sent to Paris with a movie star. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
2:00 am Austin Powers in Goldmember ›› (’ 02, Comedy) Austin must rescue his captive father and prevent Dr. Evil’s malevolent minions from taking over the world. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . TRU
2:04 am Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail ›› (’09, Comedy) After a high-speed car chase and anger-management issues land Madea behind bars, she befriends a young prostitute. (cc) LIFE 2:15 am Who Was That Lady? ››› (’ 60, Comedy) After his wife catches him kissing a pretty coed, a chemistry professor asks his buddy to help him come up with a clever cover story. (cc) TCM 4:15 am The Great Race ››› (’ 65, Comedy) The Great Leslie and sinister professor Fate enter their wacky cars in a 1908 race from New York to Paris. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
TUESDAY
7:00 am Teresa ››› (’ 51, Drama) A World War II veteran and his Italian bride live uneasily with his parents in New York. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
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The Wild One ››› (’ 54, Drama) Johnny and his motorcycle gang take over Wrightsville, and the local sheriff is helpless to stop them. When Johnny finds himself attracted to the sheriff’s daughter, he decides to stick around. (cc) TCM 9:30 am . . . . . . . . . . Sisters ›› (’ 15, Comedy) A recently divorced woman and her hotheaded sister throw a party that spirals out of control at their childhood home. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX
9:30 am A Bronx Tale ››› (’ 93, Drama) The son of an honest bus driver looks up to a local mob boss amid racial tension in 1960s New York. (cc) ....................................... AMC 10:15 am. . Bad Day at Black Rock ››› (’ 55, Crime Drama) A stranger incurs the wrath of racists when he arrives with a medal for a fallen Japanese-American war hero’s family. (cc) TCM 11:00 am Tomorrowland ›› (’ 15, Science Fiction)
A scientist and a gifted young woman travel to the mysterious city Tomorrowland to uncover its secrets. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FREE
11:45 am . Pete Kelly’s Blues ›› (’ 55, Musical) A bootlegger strong-arms a jazz cornetist and his combo at a 1920s Kansas City speakeasy. (cc) TCM NOON . . . . . . . . . Why Him? ›› (’ 16, Comedy) An overprotective businessman panics after learning that his daughter’s wealthy but socially awkward boyfriend plans to ask for her hand in marriage. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX
1:03 pm . . . . . Drive Angry ›› (’ 11, Action) A brutal felon escapes from hell and, with police and a satanic henchman on his trail, sets out to avenge his daughter’s murder and save his grandchild from bloodthirsty cultists. (cc) SYFY 1:30 pm Menace II Society ››› (’ 93, Drama) Crime, street sense and the status quo roil the mind of a teenager in the Watts section of Los Angeles. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . VH1
1:30 pm The Rack ››› (’ 56, Drama) A Korean War hero is court-martialed for treason for breaking under torture as a prisoner of war. (cc) . TCM
2:00 pm Bring It On: All or Nothing ›› (’ 06, Comedy) When her family moves across town, a teenager must win over the head cheerleader to make the squad. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MTV
2:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Atomic Blonde ›››
(’17, Action) With the Berlin Wall about to fall, an elite MI6 spy travels into the heart of the city to retrieve a priceless dossier and take down a ruthless espionage ring. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . FX
2:30 pm Inception ››› (’ 10, Science Fiction) A thief who enters people’s dreams and steals their secrets gets a shot at redemption when he is given the dangerous task of planting an idea in someone’s subconscious. (cc) . . . . . . . AMC
3:02 pm . . . . Kingdom of Heaven ››› (’ 05, Historical Drama) During the Crusades, a young blacksmith rises to knighthood and protects Jerusalem from invading forces. . . . . . . SYFY
3:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Baby Boy ›››
(’01, Drama) A misguided 20-year-old juggles various women while dealing with two children and his mother’s new boyfriend. (cc) . . VH1
3:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Dirty Dozen ››› (’ 67, War) A U.S. Army major selects and trains 12 hard-core criminals for a daring raid on an impregnable Nazi chateau. (cc) . . . . . TCM
4:00 pm Bring It On ›› (’ 00, Comedy) An urban cheerleading squad accuses a champion team’s captain of stealing its choreography on the eve of a national competition. (cc) . . . . . . . . . MTV
5:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Red Sparrow
›› (’ 18, Suspense) Dominika Egorova learns to use her mind and body as a weapon after joining a secret intelligence service. As she comes to terms with her new abilities, Dominika meets a CIA agent who tries to convince her that he is the only person she can trust. (cc) . . . . . . FX
5:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ocean’s 8 ›› (’ 18,
Comedy) Criminal mastermind Debbie Ocean and seven other female thieves try to pull off the heist of the century at New York’s annual Met Gala. Their target — a necklace that’s worth more than $150 million. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . TNT
5:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Snitch ›› (’ 13, Crime Drama) To save his teenage son from an unjust prison sentence, a businessman makes a deal with a U.S. attorney to infiltrate a dangerous drug cartel and become an informant. (cc) AMC 6:00 pm Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too? ›› (’ 10, Comedy-Drama) While on vacation in the Bahamas, the unexpected arrival of one’s ex-husband causes some longtime friends to examine the strength of their own marriages. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BET
6:00 pm Couples Retreat ›› (’ 09, Comedy) Four couples find that paradise comes at a price when they must participate in therapy sessions at a tropical resort. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . E!
6:00 pm Aaliyah: The Princess of R&B ›› (’ 14, Docudrama) The story of the music sensation, from her discovery on the TV show Star Search to her tragic death in a plane crash. (cc) LIFE 6:00 pm. . . . . . . . The House Bunny ›› (’ 08, Comedy) An exiled Playboy bunny tries to help socially clueless sorority sisters attract pledges and keep their house by teaching them about makeup and men. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MTV
6:15 pm. . . . . . . Point Blank ››› (’ 67, Crime Drama) A ruthless crook seeks revenge against the partner who betrayed him and left him for dead on Alcatraz Island. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
6:30 pm Click ›› (’ 06, Comedy) An overworked architect obtains a universal remote that allows him to control the world around him. (cc) FREE 7:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . XXX ›› (’ 02, Action) A government agent recruits an athlete to stop an anarchist from using biological and chemical weapons. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WGN-A
8:00 pm . . . . . . . Furious 7 ››› (’ 15, Action) A smooth-talking government agent offers to help Dominic Toretto and his gang eliminate a dangerous enemy in exchange for their help in rescuing a kidnapped computer hacker. (cc) . . . . . . . FX
8:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Madea’s Witness Protection ›› (’ 12, Comedy) Placed under federal protection in Madea’s Southern home, a Wall Street banker and his dysfunctional family get a taste of the no-nonsense matriarch’s special brand of tough love. (cc) . . . . . . . . . LIFE
8:00 pm . . The Hitman’s Bodyguard ›› (’ 17, Action) The world’s top protection agent gets a new client: a hitman who came in from the cold. After being on the opposite ends of a bullet for years, they must team up and have only 24 hours to get to The Hague to bring down a murderous dictator. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PARMT
8:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix ››› (’ 07, Fantasy) When a new professor’s bureaucratic methods leave Hogwarts unprepared to fight the rising tide of evil, Harry teaches a dedicated group of students how to defend against the dark arts. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY
8:00 pm The Fugitive ››› (’ 93, Suspense) A U.S. marshal hunts a doctor on the run who was convicted of murdering his wife. (cc). . . AMC
8:30 pm Couples Retreat ›› (’ 09, Comedy)
Four couples find that paradise comes at a price when they must participate in therapy sessions at a tropical resort. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . E!
9:00 pm Star Trek ››› (’ 09, Science Fiction) Young James T. Kirk, Spock and the rest of the Enterprise crew embark on a collision course with a vengeful Romulan. (cc) . . . . . . . . . TNT
9:00 pm. . . The Wedding Singer ››› (’ 98, Romance-Comedy) A spirited entertainer and a waitress with a boorish fiance work at the same weddings. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FREE
9:30 pm XXX: State of the Union ›› (’ 05, Action) In Washington, D.C., the new XXX agent must eliminate a threat to the president from within the U.S. government. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . WGN-A 10:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The Hitman’s Bodyguard ›› (’ 17, Action) The world’s top protection agent gets a new client: a hitman who came in from the cold. After being on the opposite ends of a bullet for years, they must team up and have only 24 hours to get to The Hague to bring down a murderous dictator. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PARMT 11:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Deepwater Horizon ››› (’ 16, Suspense) Chief electronics technician Mike Williams and other crew members fight for survival when the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig explodes on April 20, 2010, in the Gulf of Mexico. (cc) FX 11:00 pm The Book of Eli ›› (’ 10, Adventure) A lone warrior faces many dangers as he carries hope for humanity’s redemption across a postapocalyptic wasteland. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC 11:03 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kidnap
›› (’ 17, Action) A typical afternoon in the park turns into a nightmare for single mother Karla Dyson when kidnappers snatch her young son Frankie. With no cellphone and no time to wait for police, Dyson embarks on a high-speed car chase to save her beloved child. (cc) . . . LIFE 11:03 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince ››› (’ 09, Children’s) Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for the final battle with Voldemort, while Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms on the horizon. (cc) SYFY
11:30 pm The Rules of the Game ›››› (’ 39, Comedy-Drama) French aristocrats and their servants play hard during a hunting party at a landowner’s estate. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM MIDNIGHT 17 Again ›› (’ 09, Comedy) A 37-yearold gets the chance to correct the mistakes of his past when he is miraculously transformed into a teenager. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FREE 12:59 am. . . Madea’s Witness Protection ››
(’12, Comedy) Placed under federal protection in Madea’s Southern home, a Wall Street banker and his dysfunctional family get a taste of the no-nonsense matriarch’s special brand of tough love. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LIFE
1:00 am The Expendables 3 ›› (’ 14, Action) After a former associate makes it his mission to end the Expendables, Barney Ross assembles a team of younger, tech-savvy recruits to help take down their enemy. (cc) . . . . . . . . PARMT
1:30 am Casque d’Or ››› (’ 52, Drama) A French gangster sets up an honest man who loves a thug’s girlfriend in 1900s Paris. . . . . . . . . TCM
3:30 am . . . . . . . . . . . . Le Samouraï ››› (’ 67, Crime Drama) A hired killer lives like a samurai in a bare room with a caged bird, aloof from his French mistress.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM
WEDNESDAY
6:00 am The Florodora Girl ››› (’ 30, Musical) A young singer in New York falls in love with a handsome socialite who needs to marry a rich heiress to save his family. (cc). . . . . . . . . . TCM
7:00 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Perfect Stranger ››
(’07, Suspense) A reporter crosses paths with a powerful executive when she goes under cover in cyberspace and the workplace to investigate a friend’s unsolved murder. (cc). . . . . . . . . FX
7:30 am. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Casanova Brown
›› (’ 44, Comedy) A shy teacher kidnaps his out-of-wedlock baby and raises her in a hotel room with a maid’s help. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . TCM 9:00 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Atomic Blonde ›››
(’17, Action) With the Berlin Wall about to fall, an elite MI6 spy travels into the heart of the city to retrieve a priceless dossier and take down a ruthless espionage ring. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . FX 9:00 am . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bad Santa 2 ›› (’ 16, Comedy) Fueled by cheap whiskey and greed, a foulmouthed criminal, his mean mother and their angry sidekick conspire to bilk a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve. (cc). . . . . . . . . . MTV 9:00 am Inception ››› (’ 10, Science Fiction) A thief who enters people’s dreams and steals their secrets gets a shot at redemption when he is given the dangerous task of planting an idea in someone’s subconscious. (cc) . . . . . . . AMC