THIS WEEK’S MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS
NOON Monster-in-Law ›› (’ 05, Romance-Comedy) Jennifer Lopez. A woman fights back when her fiance’s shrewish mother tries to destroy their relationship. (cc) E! NOON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Due Date ›› (’ 10, Comedy) Robert Downey Jr. Desperate to reach his pregnant wife, a high-strung architect takes a road trip home with an annoying stranger. (cc) TRU NOON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rio ›››
(’11, Children’s) Voices of Anne Hathaway. Animated. A domesticated macaw and his human friend travel to Rio de Janeiro to meet the last surviving female of his kind. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NICK NOON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Knute Rockne, All American ››› (’ 40, Biography) Pat O’Brien. Coach Rockne leads Notre Dame to gridiron greatness with star player George The Gipper Gipp. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TCM 12:30 pm Jurassic Park ››› (’ 93, Adventure) Sam Neill. An entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. (cc)
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12:45 pm There’s Something About Mary ››› (’ 98, Romance-Comedy) Cameron Diaz. A geek hires a sleazy private eye to report on a woman he has adored since high school. (cc). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FREE 1:00 pm Breakdown ››› (’ 97, Suspense) Kurt Russell. A man’s wife disappears in the desert Southwest after accepting a trucker’s help with car trouble.. . . . G
1:00 pm Notorious ›› (’ 09, Biography) Angela Bassett. Christopher Wallace rises from the streets of Brooklyn as rap artist Notorious B.I.G., then is shot to death in 1997. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BET 1:00 pm . . . . . . . . . Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa ››› (’ 08, Children’s) Voices of Ben Stiller. Animated. Zoo animals from New York meet others of their species for the first time after crash-landing on the Dark Continent. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . COM 1:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . Suicide Squad ››
(’16, Action) Will Smith. Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Killer Croc and other armed supervillains unite to battle a mysterious and powerful entity, while the diabolical Joker launches an evil agenda of his own. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . TNT
1:29 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire ››› (’ 05, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Signs of Voldemort’s return emerge as Harry’s friends help him prepare for a tournament with Europe’s best student wizards. (cc) . . . . . . . SYFY
1:30 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Help ›››
(’11, Drama) Viola Davis. Determined to become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl turns her small town on its ear by interviewing black women who work for prominent white families. (cc) . PARMT
1:31 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Avengers:
Age of Ultron ››› (’ 15, Action) Robert Downey Jr. When Tony Stark’s jumpstart of a dormant peacekeeping program goes awry, the Avengers must reassemble to battle a terrifying technological villain hell-bent on human extinction. (cc) USA 1:45 pm 12 Angry Men ›››› (’ 57, Drama) Henry Fonda. One of 12 jurors holds out in the case of a boy from the slums who is accused of killing his father. (cc). . TCM 2:00 pm . . . . . . . Walking Tall ›› (’ 04, Action) The Rock. A former Special Forces soldier becomes sheriff and deputizes an old friend to help rid their town of thugs. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A&E 2:00 pm Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues ››› (’ 13, Comedy) Will Ferrell. Ron Burgundy tries to stay classy when he and his team take New York and the nation’s first 24-hour global cable news network by storm. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX 2:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water ››› (’ 15, Children’s) Voices of Tom Kenny. Live action/animated. Perpetual adversaries SpongeBob and Plankton join forces and come ashore to battle a pirate who has plans for the stolen Krabby Patties recipe. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NICK
2:15 pm . . . . . . . . . . Fifty Shades of Grey
›› (’ 15, Romance) Dakota Johnson. An inexperienced college student begins a daring affair with a controlling businessman whose sexual proclivities push the boundaries of pain and pleasure. (cc) E! 2:30 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jumanji ›› (’95, Children’s) Robin Williams. A magic board-game brings forth African perils and a guy who disappeared in 1969 while playing it. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC 3:00 pm Nothing But a Man ››› (’ 64, Drama) Ivan Dixon. A proud black man and his bride suffer daily indignities in an Alabama town. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 3:00 pm Megamind ››› (’ 10, Children’s) Voices of Will Ferrell. Animated. An evil genius must create a powerful new opponent after defeating his heroic nemesis leaves him without purpose. (cc) . COM 3:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys ›› (’ 08, Drama) Kathy Bates. Secrets and scandals test the friendship of a wealthy socialite and a working-class woman, upsetting both their families. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . VH1
3:15 pm . . . . . . The Lost World: Jurassic Park ›› (’ 97, Adventure) Jeff Goldblum. Mercenaries and scientists pursue genetically engineered dinosaurs inhabiting a Costa Rican island. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . TBS
3:25 pm . . . . . . . . . Pretty Woman ››› (’90, Romance-Comedy) Richard Gere. A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FREE 3:30 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Man of Steel
›› (’ 13, Action) Henry Cavill. Though struggling with the ramifications of his extraordinary origin and abilities, young Clark Kent must become a hero and save those he loves from a dire threat. (cc) TNT 3:30 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Man for All Seasons ›››› (’ 66, Historical Drama) Paul Scofield. Sir Thomas More opposes Henry VIII’s appointing himself head of the Church of England. (cc) . . . . . . TCM 4:00 pm . A Good Day to Die Hard ››
(’13, Action) Bruce Willis. New York City cop John McClane and his estranged son must put aside their differences and work together to get a Russian whistleblower to safety and thwart a disastrous crime in Chernobyl. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A&E 4:00 pm . . . . . . All Eyez on Me ›› (’ 17, Biography) Demetrius Shipp Jr. The true and untold story of prolific rapper, actor, poet and activist Tupac Shakur, from his early days in New York to his status as one of the world’s most recognized and influential voices. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . BET 4:00 pm Baby Mama ›› (’ 08, Comedy) Tina Fey. A battle of wills breaks out when a working-class gal moves in with the high-powered executive who hired her to be a surrogate mother. (cc) . . . . . . BRV 4:30 pm Daddy’s Home ›› (’ 15, Comedy) Will Ferrell. An insecure man competes for the affection of his stepchildren when their freewheeling father breezes back into town. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FX
4:33 pm Transformers: The Last Knight
›› (’ 17, Action) Mark Wahlberg. As war with the Transformers rages on, inventor Cade Yeager forms an unlikely alliance with Bumblebee, an English lord and an
Oxford professor to save the planet. (cc) USA
4:45 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fifty Shades Darker ›› (’ 17, Romance) Dakota Johnson. Shadowy figures from Christian Grey’s past threaten to destroy his rekindled romance with Anastasia Steele. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . E! 4:58 pm. . . . . . . . . . . . . Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix ››› (’ 07, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. When a new professor’s bureaucratic methods leave Hogwarts unprepared to fight the rising tide of evil, Harry teaches a dedicated group of students how to defend against the dark arts. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY 5:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bee Movie
›› (’ 07, Children’s) Voices of Jerry Seinfeld. Animated. After he talks to a human florist, a college-educated bee decides to sue the human race for stealing his kind’s honey over the centuries. (cc). . . . COM 5:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Caddyshack ›› (’ 80, Comedy) Chevy Chase. Oddballs and gophers undermine a country-club caddy out to win a college scholarship. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AMC 5:30 pm Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself ›› (’ 09, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry. When Madea catches three siblings looting her home, she delivers the youths to their boozy aunt, who is sorely in need of an attitude adjustment. (cc) . . . VH1
5:45 pm Chariots of Fire ››› (’ 81, Drama) Ben Cross. Personal goals spur British runners Harold Abrahams and Eric Liddell to compete in the 1924 Olympics. (cc) TCM 6:00 pm . . . . . Taken 2 ›› (’ 12, Action) Liam Neeson. Taken hostage with his wife in Istanbul, retired CIA agent Bryan Mills enlists his daughter’s aid in helping him escape, then uses his particular set of skills to exact revenge on the kidnappers. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A&E 6:00 pm Burlesque ›› (’ 10, Drama) Cher. With help from a savvy stage manager and a gender-bending host, a cocktail waitress with a stunning voice becomes a performer in a club’s musical revue. (cc) BRV
6:05 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Proposal
›› (’ 09, Romance-Comedy) Sandra Bullock. Facing deportation to Canada, a high-powered book editor pretends she is engaged to her assistant, whom she’s tormented for years. (cc) . . . . . . . FREE
6:15 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jurassic Park III ›› (’ 01, Adventure) Sam Neill. A paleontologist and a couple outrun cloned dinosaurs after their plane crashes on an island. (cc) . . . . . . . . TBS 6:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ›› (’06, Comedy) Will Ferrell. NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene. (cc) FX 6:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Justice League ›› (’ 17, Action) Ben Affleck. Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman’s selfless act, Batman and his new ally Wonder Woman recruit Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash to help them save the planet from a newly awakened enemy. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . TNT 7:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb ›› (’14, Children’s) Ben Stiller. Upon learning that the museum’s magic is disappearing, night watchman Larry Daley sets out on an epic quest to the British Museum in London to save his friends one last time. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DISN 7:00 pm . . . . . . . Forrest Gump ›››› (’94, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history unfold through the perspective of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (cc) AMC 8:00 pm White House Down ›› (’ 13, Action) Channing Tatum. While on a tour of the White House with his young daughter, a police officer springs into action to save his child and the president from a heavily armed group of paramilitary invaders.
(cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A&E 8:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald ›› (’18, Fantasy) Eddie Redmayne. Magizoologist Newt Scamander joins forces with young Albus Dumbledore to prevent the devious Gellert Grindelwald from raising pure-blood wizards to rule over all nonmagical beings. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . SYFY 8:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Avengers:
Age of Ultron ››› (’ 15, Action) Robert Downey Jr. When Tony Stark’s jumpstart of a dormant peacekeeping program goes awry, the Avengers must reassemble to battle a terrifying technological villain hell-bent on human extinction. (cc) USA 8:00 pm . . . Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married? ›› (’ 07, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry. Revelations of infidelity and other secrets force eight married friends to take a hard look at issues of commitment, betrayal and forgiveness. (cc) . . . . VH1 8:00 pm Dances With Wolves ›››› (’ 90, Historical Drama) Kevin Costner. Costner’s epic vision of the American frontier as seen through the eyes of a 19th-century U.S. Cavalry officer. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . TCM
8:15 pm Jurassic Park ››› (’ 93, Adventure) Sam Neill. An entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. (cc)
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8:30 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Help ›››
(’11, Drama) Viola Davis. Determined to become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl turns her small town on its ear by interviewing black women who work for prominent white families. (cc) . PARMT 8:45 pm Sweet Home Alabama ›› (’ 02, Romance-Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. Separated from her Southern husband, an engaged New York fashion designer confronts him about a divorce. (cc) FREE 9:00 pm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Step Brothers ›› (’ 08, Comedy) Will Ferrell. Two lazy, immature men become rivals when the marriage of one’s mother and the other’s father forces them to live as siblings in the same house. (cc). FX 9:45 pm The Vow ›› (’ 12, Romance) Rachel McAdams. Premiere. After his newlywed wife awakes from a coma, a man works to restore her lost memory and rebuild their marriage. (cc) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . E!