MA JOE ’VE A GO!
being under indictment on 91 charges and openly declaring he wants to be a dictator. In desperation, sources say Obama bellowed at bumbling Biden to go on the attack — and make sure trusted aides are constantly by his side on the campaign trail to keep him from committing the disastrous gaffes that have defined his presidency. Cowed Biden immediately took to the bully pulpit to batter Trump with a fiery speech at Valley Forge, Pa., on the day before the third anniversary of the Jan. 6 insurrection. “Donald Trump’s campaign is obsessed with the past, not the future,” proclaimed Biden. “He’s willing to sacrifice our democracy, put himself in power.”
But even this flurry of fury ended embarrassingly when Joe’s speech sputtered out and he looked lost and confused before being led off the stage by First Lady Jill Biden, 72. “The Obamas are convinced Joe’s lost his grip,” confides the insider. “He looks more feeble and clueless every day, and they know he’s lost the confidence of the public.”
The fact that his Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin went missing for days during prostate cancer treatment only added to Biden’s problems as the White House was forced to admit the president was left in the dark. Austin’s unprecedented lack of communication raised shocking accusations that Biden was asleep at the wheel. “It’s frightening on so many levels,” says a Washington source. “The fact that the president was clueless about a four-day absence of one of the most important members of his cabinet is staggering.” Biden is now the oldest serving president in American history and continues to show his age. In one stunning incident, he forgot what he was doing while placing a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and had to be directed by soldiers on duty.
“God help us,” said New Jersey Republican Rep.
Jeff Van Drew. “We have a president that doesn’t know whether he’s coming or going.”
After the frightening episode, sources say Obama huddled with his former senior adviser and top Democratic strategist David Axelrod, who’s been a vocal critic of Biden’s ability to do the job.
“Obama is letting Axelrod be his public mouthpiece about Joe’s incompetence and declining mental capacities,” dishes the insider. “Meanwhile, he and Michelle are working behind the scenes to take him out.”
POSITIVE diet changes made in your 40s could add a decade to your life — even after years of eating food that’s bad for you!
That’s the word from researchers at Glasgow University and University of Bergen, which also found improving eating habits at 60 could bring eight more years — and at 70, another four!
The study is the first to calculate increased longevity achieved at different stages of life after swapping a typical Western diet for a more healthy one. It found life expectancy increases with a menu high in whole grains, vegetables, beans, lentils, nuts, milk and dairy; moderate fruits, fish and white meats; low amounts of eggs and red meats — and few or no sugary drinks, refined grains and processed meats. According to the CDC, diets high in salt, saturated fat and sugar increase the risk of obesity, heart disease, type 2 diabetes and certain cancers, leading to over 615,000 early deaths every year.