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Twitterver­se sinks teeth into Suarez

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So…ummm… Luis Suárez's teams are UNDEFEATED when he @ESPN_Numbers bites someone. Everybody loves Italian food!! #Suarez #WorldCup20­14

@b_feilhaber2­2 I guess any part of the body is up for eating.

@holyfield

Does Suarez not eat before games?

@piersmorga­n No suspension yet, but FIFA has ruled in the next World Cup, Suarez must play for Hungary.

@PeterBotte ''Suarez is a sneak and he gets away with it because FIFA want their stars to play in the World Cup'' - Giorgio Chiellini on Suarez

@TransferSo­urces Suarez likes his meat like Liverpool's title wins - Rare.

@mikesanz19 The official Twitter feed of McDonald's Uruguay just tweeted to Suarez: "If you are hungry, come take a bite of a Big Mac." #seriously

@SamBorden In Suarez's defence Chiellini does sound like a type of pasta.

@AndreVilly­B In the non-sports law world, Luis Suárez' biting someone would be felony assault with intent to maim. In sports, it's a game controvers­y.

@McCannSpor­tsLaw If only Suarez had Whataburge­r before the game he wouldn't be so hungry.

@Whataburge­r So does that make it a Suarez hat trick?

@mrjakehump­hrey Hey suarez its not shark week bruhhhjj...put them flesh eatin teeth away

for another few weeks...

@KKiermaier­39 Soon players will be wearing shoulder pads to protect themselves from Suarez

@ama_kusi

He cheats, he dives, he sinks his teeth SUAREZ into you like he's five, LUIZ

@RantingSpu­rs #Suarez got to lay is off a great the Italian player foood but he's

@TheTweetOf­God Luis Suarez on biting Giorgio Chiellini: "These things happen in the box"

@TransferRe­lated Luis Suarez hopes to play against Germany later on in the tournament, because he'd like to try a shoulder of Lahm.

@Demented_Jokes Bakkall, Ivanovic & Chiellini. Or as Luis Suarez likes to call them; Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.

@ Not_EmileHeske­y He cheats, He dives, He'll eat your hands and thighs, Luis Suarez, Luis Suarez! @JaStamate I'd put Luis Suarez on the witness stand, then he could give us the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. @bobballard­sport

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