A one-star review

We had high expectations for the solar eclipse of 2017. Marketing materials promised a spectacular sight: the very popular, life-sustaining sun we all know and love, being blocked for a few minutes by the plain, humble moon. Turned out, the summer’s biggest blockbuster was a major disappointment.

The eclipse was predictable. Exactly when expected, the Moon moved in front of the sun, then kept moving, until it slid away away from it. Surely the plot could have included a twist or turn.

It was inaccessible. Though all were technically allowed to view the happening, only the favored few, who had purchased special glasses, were permitted to look. Producers should consider creating a more viewer-friendly eclipse next time.

It was underwhelming. Here in New York, on the single biggest stage, it was only as dark as an overcast day. For this, we were told to use headlights when driving?

Though the overall event was a dud, the two leading players deserve recognition. The moon and sun gave credible performances that bode well for their futures. Someday, one of them might even be a big star.