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So, wait. If Trump said Mexico would pay for the wall that they didn’t want in the first place, why is he now threatening to shut down the entire U.S. government if WE won’t pay for the wall? Talk about a Mexican standoff . . . . American and Canadian diplomats stationed in Cuba have been going deaf. Sources suspect that Cuban intelligence has been hitting them with acoustic assaults – sonic waves that humans cannot hear. This is new? Our governments have been deaf to each other since 1961. Anyway, since the travel ban was lifted, Americans have been flocking there and spending like it’s 1959. Why would they wreck it and threaten another Cuban Revolution?

The Friday news dump was good for Joe Arpaio (left) but bad for Sebastian Gorka (right). Lucite Wall of Silence:

Taylor Swift’s new tough girl image on her “Look What You Made Me Do” single, which is a jab/punch/swat at Kanye, has unleashed a torrent of memes. Her new Barbie Goes Raging Bull revenge recording is well, all the er, rage. Two of the best of #Look...