BLACK FOR DON

Now Trump can legitimately say, “Look at my African-American over here,” since he really does have a black supporter. One. Or maybe four, since the black guy who follows him around to rallies has four aliases: Michael The Black Man, Michael Symonette, Maurice Woodside and Mikael Israel.

The art of the deal lives! Four-in-one African-Americans without the messiness of actually having to answer to any sane African-American voters.

Michael The Black Man, who was sitting right behind the President at the Phoenix campaign rally last week, must be as unhinged as Trump sounded because really, who shows up at — and worse, who holds — a campaign rally nine months after winning the campaign in the first place?

Oh, right that would be the President and Michael, who is seemingly the only member of his organization, Blacks for Trump 2020, which is unregistered, with nothing but a website.

But hey, a nonexistent organization seemingly without any members but a guy with as many aliases as felony arrests, (not to mention two murder acquittals), who claims that “Cherokees are the real KKK Racist Slave Masters, not White Gentiles who are Black Peoples Republican Emancipators!” and who believes that Hillary is associated with ISIS, certainly deserves prominent seating behind the President of the United States. And that is especially true during an international broadcast.