FIREARM FURY AT WALMART

Attention Walmart Shoppers! Gunplay in aisle five!

Who doesn’t love back-to-school shopping? And nothing says “back to school” like your mom pulling a gun on two women in the school supplies aisle.

Hey, when you need a notebook, you need a notebook.

The standoff occurred at a Michigan Walmart on Monday when a 20-year-old female student grabbed for the last school notebook on the shelf just as two other women grabbed for it.

The desperation for old-school lined paper turned into a shoving match, which escalated into a full-on hair-pulling melee.

Who knew notebooks were this much of a hotbutton item? We’re not talking about a PC notebook or a MacBook, we’re talking cardboard.

The brawl stopped just as quickly as it started when the mother of notebook girl pulled out her gun and threatened to shoot the other desperate school supply-seekers.

What next? A bloodbath over stickers and pencils?

Guns don’t kill people, pencils kill people.