BURNED BY RUSSIA

Don’t you hate it when all the documents get burned the day before the Feds search the joint? That’s what apparently happened on Friday when black smoke was seen billowing from the Russian consulate in San Francisco. Where there’s smoke, there’s files. U.S. investigators were set to search the shuttered consulate after the Ruskies were told to leave by the President. Unfortunately, when firefighters showed up, they were refused entry. An Associated Press reporter overheard someone say the remaining staffers were inside burning stuff in the fireplace. Who doesn’t like a cozy fire when it’s 98 degrees outside?