SCANDAL! MEET THE FAUQUIER

Yes, tonight dear, I have a headache.

Teresa Burchfield, the unethical wife of President Trump’s ethics lawyer, took time out from working with a migraine awareness association to screw around in the backseat of a car with a prisoner almost the same age as her kid.

Worse, they got caught with their pants down in a parking lot next to the the appropriately named Fauquier County, Va., jail with contraband items like clothing, cigarettes, vitamins and brown (not little blue) pills.

Now she might be, er, Fauquier’d herself since slipping contraband to prisoners is not just unethical but illegal.

Geez, if you can’t trust the wife of the White House ethics guy, who herself worked in government relations, for a government defense contractor, and even for scandal plagued Goldman Sachs (who has a migraine yet?), then who can you trust to not have extramarital sex in broad daylight in a parking lot in a car full of contraband pills and cigs?

Where there’s smoke, there’s Fauquier.