C’mon, lady, the Porsche is innocent!

A HIGH SCHOOL teacher went berserk in Staten Island early Tuesday, bashing her hubby’s brand-new Porsche with a metal rod and a lawn ornament, police said.

Stephanie Tuzzo, 50, attacked the 2017 Porsche 718 Boxster — a $57,000 vehicle — outside her Thayer Place home in Bay Terrace at about 1:30 a.m., cops said. She allegedly repeatedly struck the vehicle with the rod and lawn decoration, leaving it with a scratched exterior and bent rearview mirror. Tuzzo also used the rod to smash an air conditioner, damage her home’s aluminum siding, crack a window and threaten her husband, according to court papers.

“There was some alcohol involved,” a police source said.

Cops charged Tuzzo with criminal mischief and menacing. She was released after a brief arraignment Tuesday.

Tuzzo was most recently a teacher at New Dorp High School, where she made $113,762 in 2016, records show.