THEY’RE TONE-DEAF
Maybe it’s aliens. No, not from Cuba — from outer space. Secretary of State Tillerson announced the withdrawal of more than half the U.S. Embassy staff in Havana and warned Americans to stay away because of diplo-deafness. American diplomats are hearing noises or not hearing anything at all, suffering mysterious concussions, nausea, headaches and problems with concentration and word recall. Is that new? They’ve always been deaf to the cries of their people. The rest sounds like diplo-hangovers. We spend $54.9 BILLION on intelligence, yet the best these intelligents could come up with was that Cuba was hitting American diplomats with memoryloss waves? They now say that probably isn’t so, but they’re still withdrawing half the staff. Unless they forget to do it.