TELL ME WHO’S CRAZY
Is there any powerful man in entertainment who isn’t a pervert, rapist, harasser or criminal? I mean, who knew? Oh right, everybody knew, but most were too afraid to speak up about the massive ongoing sexual misconduct that’s as common in that industry as a SAG card. In fact, there is even a metaphor for Hollywood rape. It’s called the casting couch. Talk about a laugh riot.
Now, once again the NYPD has evidence enough to make a case against Hurricane Harvey Weinstein — this time for rape. Good to go UNLESS the cowardly District Attorney Cy Vance doesn’t once again pull the rug from under them.
If Harvey (right) gets indicted, hopefully the whole House of Cards will collapse after him.
But it’s not just women who’ve been subjected to rape and sexual harassment from the movie monsters. Children and young men are also victims.
Take the case of Kevin Spacey — or I should say, take Keven Spacey’s case to court.
Spacey is not just seemingly unrepentant, but still so full of himself that he said of his assault on then 14-year-old Anthony Rapp — in a tweet yet — that he didn’t remember the “encounter.” Encounter? An encounter implies a romantic interlude between consenting adults, not the sexual assault of a child.
Worse, he then wrote that if it had happened, he had no recollection of it because he would have been drunk at the time. I once interviewed a notorious pedophile priest who been accused of raping dozens of little boys. He said the same thing. A man rapes or assaults a child and he can’t remember it? That only makes his crimes that much worse. Do they feel so little for their victims that they can’t even honor them enough to remember? Spacey added in that statement that he’d had relationships with men and women, as though coming out as bisexual would be so shocking that no one would care that he was a pedophile. That’s how sick this dude is. We all owe a long overdue apology to Corey Feldman (inset above), who has been yelling about powerful Hollywood pedophiles for years. Few believed it. Even fewer cared. Most still don’t. Feldman ended up a Hollywood pariah for speaking out. His pal, Corey Haim, whom Feldman claimed was raped at 11 on a movie set, wasn’t as lucky. He ended up dead at 38. Some wounds are so deep the only way to get relief is to die. We all feel for the female victims of Hollywood sexual assault. Now it’s time to feel for the men too — and well past the time for these criminals to be locked up where pedophiles are the most reviled of inmates. Too bad they can’t all be prosecuted in New York City, where we’re less star-struck than the L.A. jurors because we don’t take no crap from nobody. Cy Vance better let the cops do their jobs this time, or he’ll be out of one himself. Two male lions in the Massai Mara game reserve in Kenya are in deep doo-doo after getting caught on camera having gay lion sex. Ezekiel Mutua, of the Film Classification Board, told the Nairobi News, “These animals need counseling, because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly.” Quick! Somebody call the gay lion conversion therapist! I’ve been to the Massai Mara game reserve. Humans can’t get out of their vehicles because if they did, they’d get attacked and dismembered by lions, crushed by hippos, trampled by elephants or run down by marauding wildebeests. Not pretty. Mutua maintains, though, “That is why I will say isolate the crazy gay animals …” Somebody here is crazy, but it’s not the one with the mane. That’s what you call a really bad date. Manhattanite Kristin Barbato (right below) who made the mistake of going on a date with a guy from Missouri is suing the two-bit dater, James Giacin (left, with wife), for $3 million. Not what you call a cheap date all around.