MAHER-VELOUS TIME FOR ALL

“Real Time” host Bill Maher (inset) took to the Theater at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night for the New York Comedy Festival, where he revealed he could never become President. “Drugs are good, religion is bad,” the comic said, adding: “I have arranged my life so I never have to come into contact with a child, and that is not a joke.” He noted that everything about President Trump screams “micro d--k.” And journalist Ronan Farrow made a surprise appearance at Jon Lovett’s taping of his podcast “Lovett or Leave It,” also for the Comedy Fest.