A memo to HQ

New York Daily News - - EDITORIAL -

Dear­est Krem­lin com­rades, Here­with, a sta­tus up­date on the progress of op­er­a­tion Make Rus­sia Great Again. The elec­tion of our use­ful idiot is pay­ing div­i­dends. Af­ter a re­cent con­ver­sa­tion with Pres­i­dent Putin, Pres­i­dent Trump told the world that “He said he ab­so­lutely did not med­dle in our elec­tion. He did not do what they are say­ing he did.” An in­valu­able pro­pa­ganda vic­tory. But storm clouds are dark­en­ing over the Urals: The Amer­i­cans, through the press, special coun­sel Robert Mueller and even the Congress, con­tinue to ex­pose what they deem our “in­ter­fer­ence.”

The more the pub­lic learns about what we got away with — nyet, what we are falsely ac­cused of do­ing — the more our fu­ture in­flu­ence may di­min­ish.

Tues­day, At­tor­ney Gen­eral Jeff Ses­sions said “Da!” to fi­nally re­mem­ber­ing a key meet­ing with Ge­orge Pa­padopou­los, the young man who was go­ing to in­tro­duce Trump to Putin.

And Don Trump Jr. keeps spilling the borscht. Just as the rev­e­la­tion of his meet­ing with Natalia Ve­sel­nit­skaya re­vealed one act of at­tempted col­lu­sion, news of his Oc­to­ber com­mu­ni­ca­tions with Wik­iLeaks’ Ju­lian As­sange draws more scru­tiny.

For­tu­nately, Com­rade Trump is dis­tract­ing the pub­lic by di­rect­ing his Jus­tice Depart­ment to in­ves­ti­gate Hil­lary Clin­ton. Just what we need to cloud the Stoli. Dosvi­danya!

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