Date stole away in the night

DUDE, SHE is never going out with you again.

A smooth but larcenous Staten Island Casanova was looking to steal more than a kiss from his date — he also snagged the woman’s bank card and laptop, cops said.

The thief met his 34-year-old victim at 2 a.m. Nov. 19 for a dinner date, cops said Monday, and scarfed up her bank card and MacBook.

The St. George woman later realized the card and her computer were missing. Then, cops said, she noticed several unauthorized charges on her card.

The cad went by the name Antonio Ruiz, according to police.