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People have wondered why Harvey Weinstein has basically only responded to the allegations of two of the women he sexually harassed: Salma Hayek and Lupita Nyong’o (right). God forbid anyone thinks he, a cardcarrying liberal, would assault or harass minority women. Everyone else? Good to go. … Alyssa Milano expressed her righteous rage against Matt Damon for his truly clueless interview on ABC in which he defended Louis C.K. In citing the interview, Milano declared that we have “normalized, accepted — even welcomed — misogyny,” Amen to that sister, amen to that. … An Omaha bride, trying to save a couple bucks on her wedding flowers, uploaded a backyard’s worth of a flower called snow-on-themountain. Thing is, the bride-to-be, Christine Jo Miller, had picked a pack of poisonous pompoms, which landed her in the ER. She showed up hours late for her reception, which was a pretty empty affair since most of the guests had cleared out. Lucky for them. “I didn’t wear my dress into the reception mainly because I went fully blind and had been tripping over it since I couldn’t see where I was walking,” she said. There goes the bride. … Celebrity cheese Mario Batali, trying desperately to save his empire and reputation, issued an apology in his newsletter, whining, “I have made many mistakes and I am so very sorry ... My behavior was wrong and there are no excuses. I take full responsibility.” This heartfelt apology was followed by a recipe for pizza dough cinnamon rolls. Because, he reasoned, you may be searching for a holidayinspired breakfast. The only thing that sounds even worse than his fake apology? Cinnamon pizza for breakfast.

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