JUST A 7-YEAR PIT STOP

KPharma Bro Martin Shkreli squealed like a pig on Friday when a judge handed him a sentence of seven years in prison for defrauding investors. The sentence will run concurrently with his previous sentence of eternity in hell for jacking up the price of an AIDS drug by 5,000%, to $750 a pill. JEFFERSON SIEGEL/DAILY NEWS