Calling out our Prez Horndog
Now it can be told: Donald Trump was responsible for the great Viagra shortage of 2006. The guy apparently slept around like he was the Rip Van Winkle of sex. But the sex, lies and DVDs are about to explode tonight on “60 Minutes,” when horny, porny Stormy Daniels — whose silence was bought by Trump’s lawyer—reveals all to Anderson Cooper. Not that you’d think she has anything left to reveal after a life in porn, but apparently she has lots more to uncover.
Cooper, who usually can be found slogging through disasters and wars, slogged through the mud this week with not one but two of Trump’s naked mistresses, Stormy and former Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal.
He’s turning into Andy Cohen on Cialis with all these dirty girls who make the fake Real Housewives look like a bunch of Carmelite nuns.
McDougal (main photo) didn’t show Anderson proof of her affair, but Daniels (inset) claims to have proof of hers. Or so her lawyer claims.
Whether we’ll get to see that proof or not on that mysterious DVD, we don’t know. What we do know is that her lawyer, Michael Avenatti, who loves being on camera even more than his client, tweeted out a photo of a DVD that allegedly proves the relationship, stating that it was a “warning shot” to Trump and his battery of lawyers.
Trump may not have met his match legally with Avenatti, but he’s definitely more than met his match in the hungry, hungry, publicity hound category.
Meantime, Stormy’s story will play out tonight even after McDougal told anyone who would listen that she’s filed suit against American Media, (National Enquirer) which bought her story and her silence about her affair with Trump in 2006. That company happens to be owned by Trump’s good buddy, the appropriately named David Pecker. Oh, right, the Enquirer didn’t pay for her silence, they just forgot to run one of the most explosive stories in their history. And that was before she knew he was also sleeping with Daniels. So remind me, which is the real fake news outlet
again? But what’s even weirder than Trump having had sex with more women than Charlie Sheen and Mick Jagger put together, is the notion that McDougal has the nerve to be perplexed that the married Trump managed to “two-time” her with Stormy. Two-time her? Isn’t it more like threetime her, what with his forgotten wife still in the picture if not in his bed? Don’t think about it.
No wonder The Donald could stare directly at the sun during the last eclipse. He’s probably gone Viagra blind.
Now the scandal that won’t quit is about to get so much juicier. Will the porn star bring down the President? Apparently nothing ever brought Trump down before and probably never will. Take that however you like.