SORRY ABOUT THAT, POOR PUP

I killed a Chihuahua. I didn’t mean to cook a Chihuahua but I have to be more careful about what I write. In my latest novel, “Book of Judas,” there’s a scene in a newsroom where reporters discuss a story about a woman who cooked her Chihuahua in the oven. Ooops. On Friday, we ran this headline about an Oregon woman: “Pet owner cooked Chihuahua.” I should have written a book about Trump losing the election instead.