HE’S NOW KANYE WORST

Great News! Kanye West has become the latest Kardashian man to successfully transition. Previous K men went from pro ballers to drug-addled messes or just schumucks, and dad became mom, but no Kardashian male’s transition has been as dramatic as Kanye’s. He’s now a conservative Republican – complete with prejudices and misinformation. Kanye emerged from his isolation on social and all other media last week to announce that 400 years of slavery “sounds like a choice,” (it is more like 6,000 years, plus there are currently about 45 million people in slavery, but who’s counting?). He also wants to give up cash for Bitcoin because putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill is too much of reminder of slavery, and finally he said that Martin Luther King and Malcolm X are no longer relatable because they’re too far in the past. In short? They’re so last century!

So who does he find relatable? His “dragon brother” Donald Trump, who shared the love by thanking Kanye for raising his approval rating among blacks – at the NRA convention. What an appropriate venue to celebrate Kanye’s transition since black people are eight times more likely to be killed by guns than white people.