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Scandal-plagued EPA czar Scott Pruitt tried to get his wife a ChickFil-A franchise at the homophobe-owned chicken chain. It takes a homophobic chick to want a Chick-Fil-A to call her own . . . . The President said he can pardon himself. But Rudy Giuliani said the President can’t ever be indicted. So, if he can’t be indicted how can he pardon himself? . . . After being visited and coerced by Kim Kardashian, whom he respects even though she got famous and rich from a sex tape, President Trump granted Kardashian’s wish and pardoned cocaine trafficker Alice Marie Johnson. Didn’t the President recently say he wanted drug traffickers to be executed? Maybe Johnson got a pass because Rudy says she’s a career woman.