IT’S ‘NOT FREAKISHLY SMALL’
Stormy tells of quick Don’s Mario Kart parts
Stormy Daniels' account of her alleged dalliance with Donald Trump is less than flattering.
The porn star leaves little to the imagination in her soonto-be released memoir as she describes the particulars of their time together and the President's privates in lurid detail — even comparing his anatomy to a popular Nintendo video game character, according to a copy of the book obtained Tuesday by The Guardian.
Daniels, who claims to have slept with Trump in 2006, likens the President's penis to a “toadstool” with “Yeti pubes” and the “mushroom character in Mario Kart,” according to the excerpts.
The adult film actress, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, writes in “Full Disclosure” that her illicit affair with the future commander-in— chief a decade ago “may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion,” according to a copy obtained by The Guardian.
Trump has been known to boast about his sexual prowess in the past
Daniels says she slept with Trump during a celebrity golf tournament in California in 2006, which the President has denied.
The adult film star describes the size-obsessed President's penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” she writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”
According to the Guardian, she adds that she “lay there, annoyed that I was getting f---ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
The video game references went viral on Twitter Tuesday morning, sparking disgust and awe as the terms “Mario Kart” and “Toad” trended on Twitter.
Last month, Daniels dubbed Trump a dud in bed when asked about their alleged affair.
“How many details can you really give about two minutes?” she told Vogue magazine when asked about the alleged encounter. “Maybe. I'm being generous.”
In “Full Disclosure,” Daniels also claims that the President offered the XXX-rated actress a spot on his reality show “The Apprentice” and said he would help her beat the competition.
“We'll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand,” Daniels quotes Trump as saying. “And we can devise your technique.”
“He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100% his idea,” she adds.
She also describes a strange 2007 telephone call Trump received from Hillary Clinton in which the pair discussed “our plan.”
Daniels writes that she and the then-reality TV star were watching a show during Discovery Channel's “Shark Week” programming when Clinton called.
Clinton spoke about her then-race against Barack Obama for the Democratic presidential nomination and Trump “repeatedly” mentioned “our plan.”
It wasn't clear what the “plan” was, according to Daniels.
Christopher Ruddy, Trump's longtime friend and the CEO of right-wing outlet Newsmax, said he had never heard of Trump talking about a "plan" with Clinton, but said he wasn't surprised to hear of such discussions.