Weird BUT true

Great news for mothers of lazy college kids: Tide has invented a selfcleaning Tshirt.

Printed on the inside of the shirts is the message, “Don’t let your mommy cry when she sees you in this Tshirt again.’’

The ink is infused with detergent — so when the shirt is thrown into water, it creates its own cleaning solution.

There wasn’t any homework around.

A Montana couple left their pooch in their car when they stopped at a restaurant.

But he was hungry, too, so he chowed down on five $100 bills.

His owners picked the pieces out of his poop and were eventually reimbursed by the feds.

Joe Lhota isn’t the only politician in trouble with cat lovers.

The big scandal in London involves reports that Prime Minister David Cameron does not like Larry the cat, who resides with him at 10 Downing Street.

Cameron’s people are trying very hard to convince the voters that Larry is a wellloved member of the country’s first family.

Police have always relied on human rats to squeal on criminals.

Now Dutch cops have found a use for rats of the fourlegged variety.

It seems the animals have such a good sense of smell, they can sniff out drugs, weapons and other contraband.

They’re not let loose on suspects, but the rats have a 95 percent success rate detecting residue on criminals’ clothing.

So, what do the little green people do to have fun in outer space?

Maybe they hold Tupperware parties.

A NASA space probe has detected propylene, a key ingredient of the storage containers, on Saturn’s largest moon, Titan.

It’s the first place it’s been found anywhere but on Earth.