Weird BUT true

Sure, it was research. A Phoenix children’sservice worker was busted after she allegedly asked a parent she was investigating where she might be able to score some heroin. The concerned mom called cops, who set up a drug buy with Leyla Sadikovic.

After she showed up, she allegedly told cops she was only making the narcotics purchase as part of her duty to investigate families and protect kids.

Call a cab, idiot. Gary T. Sueppel, 51, of Elmwood, Wis., was busted for DWI for the ninth time when he was pulled over for speeding Sunday — and the trooper said he could smell booze coming out of the driver’s window.

A British man was unhappy with the service he got from his local prostitute — so he reported her to the betterbusiness bureau.

The man complained to Harrow Council that the hooker refused to have sex with him. He was so mad, he even waded through the red tape.

“He filled in the [complaint] form pretty seriously and gave us his contact details,” said one official.

The crowd at a soccer match in Dingwall, Scotland, shouted so much profanity that the BBC had to delay a broadcast of the game for six hours while technicans erased the swearing from the soundtrack.

British law dictates that all curses be censored from live broadcasts. There were only about 3,000 fans in the crowd, so that’s a lot of curse words per person.

Cops in Australia are on the lookout for a 30foot mango.

Queensland’s famous Big Mango statue was stolen overnight Monday by crooks who used trucks and cranes to haul the massive landmark away.

Australians still have plenty of other huge fruit statues, including The Big Banana, The Pineapple and The Big Strawberry.