Weird BUT true

This kid is way off base. Parents in Kansas are freaking out after a boy brought a bottle of acid to summer camp, planning to toss the caustic substance on anyone who angered him.

The middleschooler allegedly showed his bottle of hydrochloric acid — commonly used in pool maintenance — to a fellow camper, asking, “Do you want to drink some?” He will not be allowed to return to the camp, officials said.

He’s just lucky that whey. A Minnesota farmer already charged once for selling unpasteurized milk that made people ill won’t be punished for doing so again.

Michael Hartmann was put on probation in 2012 for illegally selling the raw moo juice, but admitted in court that he kept at it anyway.

State officials said they are ready to nab Hartmann on other violations but wouldn’t say what for.

Leave your emergency at the sound of the beep.

A Florida man whose home was being robbed at gunpoint called 911 for help — and claims he was transferred to voicemail instead of a police officer.

The Port Richey home invasion occurred when four criminals busted into the home looking for cash and prescription drugs.

The man ended up shooting one of the robbers.

Whoa, Nellie! A Polish man who borrowed a friend’s horse so it could help trim his lawn had no place to keep the animal afterwards — so he stuck it on his apartment balcony.

Borys Kozlowski was afraid the filly would be stolen if he left it in the yard.

“I wouldn’t leave the lawn mower lying around, either,” the 48yearold said.

Time to deface the music. A 63yearold Aussie apparently trying to relive his younger days was arrested after cops in Kingscliff caught him spraypainting the side of a police station — with the words “DUMB COPS.”

He was quickly caught.