Weird BUT true

Little litterbug. Washington, DC, inspectors found an envelope with Harper Westover’s name on it in the alley near her home and she was officially declared a “VIOLATOR.”

The 2-year-old received a ticket and a $75 fine for littering. Her mom suspects some scraps of mail fell out of their trash when it was left for pickup.

City officials later nixed the fine.

A police officer with the unfortunate name William H. Dick III was charged with misconduct and witness tampering following accusations that he had onduty sex with a prostitute.

The lady of the night reported the incident to police in Greenwich Township, NJ.

The officer was released after posting bail and was suspended without pay.

An Ohio man tried to answer his cellphone while under nitrous oxide at the dentist’s office — but mistakenly grabbed his gun and shot himself in the hand.

James White, 72, thought he heard his phone ringing and somehow set off his gun — with the bullet going through his hand and grazing his stomach.

The New Carlisle Dental Group is now considering prohibiting weapons.

A British man says he is forced to carry ID for his 32-year-old girlfriend because she looks so young that people accuse him of pedophilia.

Shakey Finks, 42, claims his life has become unbearable as people have wrongly accused him of molesting children. Politeness pays. Say “please” and wish your barista “buenos dias” and you’ll pay $1.45 for your coffee at Restaurant Blau Grifeu in Llanca, Spain.

Otherwise you might have to shell out as much as $4.70 for the same cup.

Customers with bad manners get charged more at the café since owner Marisel Valencia Madrid posted the policy in her window. Eileen AJ Connelly, Wires