Weird BUT true

A Florida man called 911 to voice his displeasure with his neighbors — but instead got a lecture from officers about lowering the volume of his TV.

Cops also admonished William Doherty about frivolous 911 calls, only to have him ring the line again with a pledge that he would sue the neighbors.

The Port St. Lucie man ended up in jail.

Must have been one heck of a house party.

A Sanger, Texas, home for sale comes with some extra features: a kitchen packed waist-high with beer cartons and a hallway buried under the empty cans.

Dozens of Natural Light boxes and hundreds of cans are seen in photos included in a real-estate listing of the home, which is on the market for $89,900.

Licence, registration and diaper change, please.

Two officers in England were questioning a motorist when another driver tried to crash their crime scene: a toddler in a pink plastic car.

The Cheshire officers played along, giving the little girl a Breathalyzer test after her parents quipped she’d “had a couple of bottles that morning.”

This creep thought he was having a gas.

A British man is on trial for abuse after intentionally farting in children’s faces, said authorities who called the behavior “cruel and bullying.”

Gary McKenzie, 22, has claimed he was just “playing” when he allegedly bent over and broke wind right in one 12-year-old boy’s face.

That’s one way to gain admission.

A 34-year-old Australian man who went to the ER of a Melbourne hospital but left before getting medical attention created his own drama when he returned later — by driving his car through the front doors.

No one was hurt, but the guy got what he wanted. Authorities said he was admitted to the hospital after the incident.