Weird true

More than 300 yogapants-wearing women took to the streets of Barrington, RI, on Sunday to fight for their right to don tights.

The demonstration was in reaction to a recent letter to the editor in the Barrington Times from a male reader who disapproved of women over 20 wearing the formfitting pants in public.

“What’s next? Wearing a Speedo to the supermarket? Imagine if men did that,” the concerned citizen griped.

A Pennsylvania fire chief is retiring at age 94 after 63 years on the job.

Greensburg chief J. Edward Hutchinson — call him Hutch — says he’s been working “a long friggin’ time” and wants to ride off into the sunset like his movie hero, John Wayne.

The town fire department is now seeking its first new leader since 1953.

A West Virginia couple’s one-year wedding anniversary was right on Target.

Corey and Lauren Rexroad had a photographer shoot a series of pictures in and around their local Target in Morgantown.

“We are there all the time, especially being newlyweds and decorating our first home,” Lauren explained.

What’s so suspicious about walking around town with a human skull on a stick?

A woman in Sacramento, Calif., drew attention from neighbors for doing exactly that, before she led police to where she found it — a homeless encampment. Cops eventually found a decomposed body nearby.

There was no immediate sign of foul play, officials said.

A New Jersey radio exec inked a thank you note to state police — for pulling him over and giving him a speeding ticket.

Longport Media president Dave Coskey said he appreciated the trooper’s sincerity in calmly explaining how slower speeds save lives on the Garden State Parkway.

“I was just very impressed with his entire interaction,” Coskey said.