Weird BUT true

A California man has discovered that certain doughnuts are not as healthy as he thought.

Jason Saidian is suing Krispy Kreme for false advertising because their “fruit-filled” doughnuts don’t have any real fruit.

His suit is also taking aim at the chain’s maple donut, saying it doesn’t use genuine maple syrup.

A Texas law firm was ordered to pony up the dough to a young client who gave them a bad online review.

The Tuan A. Khuu firm in Houston wanted nursing student Lan Cai, 20, to pay $100,000 to $200,000 in damages for calling it “super unprofessional” on Yelp for blowing off her messages.

A judge tossed the case and forced the firm to pay more than $26,000 in legal fees to Cai’s attorney.

This Florida Grinch went postal in the mailroom.

Boynton Beach cops caught a former postal worker allegedly slicing open packages inside the storeroom where he used to work.

Francis Keller, 56, was drunk and told police wanted to steal the items so he could buy crack, according to cops.

Boozehounds are getting literate in Washington, DC.

Columbia Room owner Derek Brown and his staff created a cocktail from 100year-old books, putting the pages in a vacuum-sealed package with grapeseed oil and spirits, to create a substance that is then mixed with other ingredients, such as sherry.

The drink is served in a flask kept inside a hollowed-out book. It’s the ecstasy of de“feet.” Socks are the secret to a better sex life, according to researchers — who found sock-wearers were able to reach orgasm more often than those who went with nude toes.

Going to bed with socks on can also help one fall asleep faster, according to the study from the University of Groningen in the Netherlands.