Weird true BUT

A Florida man ruffled feathers when he broke into a Santeria shop and swiped two dozen pigeons.

The birdbrained bandit was caught on camera — inexplicably wearing a bucket on his head — at Botanica Viejo Lazaro in Miami.

He stuffed the flying rats into a garbage bag and flew the coop.

A man in California allegedly swiped a fortune from his bosses — only to blow $1 million of it playing a cellphone video game.

Kevin Lee Co, 45, allegedly embezzled $4.8 million from a Sacramento heavyequipment firm in 2008.

The greedy geek binged on “Game of War,” in which players posing as soldiers can buy pretend gold and other credits.

A Missouri man posing as a cop picked the wrong guy to mess with: an off-duty police officer.

Nicholas Keeton, 20, is accused of using a phony police car decked out with a siren to pull over Andrei Nikolov near a police station in St. Louis.

Nikolov, who was named Officer of the Year in 2014, called for backup and Keeton was charged with impersonating a law-enforcement officer.

A hippopotamus took a swing at sports glory when it crashed a golf tournament in South Africa.

The 3,500-pound beast swam up to a putting green at the Alfred Dunhill Championship in Malelane, delaying play for several minutes before high-tailing it back to the wilderness.

A firm in England is hiring the world’s first “emoji translator” to prevent language barriers caused by the fun little images.

People from different countries interpret the symbols — ranging from a “tear of joy” to a white flower — differently, according to a rep for the London-based firm Today Translations.

In China, for example, the “waving hand” emoji represents an unfriendly goodbye, similar to a middle finger.