Weird BUT true

Shell hath no fury! South Carolina cops were forced to break up a brawl between two Denny’s workers over a hard-boiled egg, according to police.

Nancy Michelle Kirkpatrick, 56, and Quanisha Dre’Shawn Fenn, 21, began name-calling and chucking office supplies at each other at the restaurant in Spartanburg, cops said.

Police scrambled to the scene and separated the women, neither of whom was arrested. Plane-spotting. A drug dealer tried to smuggle pounds of heroin into Ohio by disguising it as a Christmas present — complete with snowman wrapping paper, according to police.

James Mitchell, 25, was busted allegedly with two pounds of the dope at a checkpoint at Los Angeles International Airport.

Thieves swiped a lot of dough from a cookie company in Florida.

Three sweet-toothed bandits filled two trucks with $60,000 worth of cookies and crackers at a warehouse in Weston, cops said.

Workers returning from a long weekend discovered that containers of Nabisco treats were gone.

These Santas didn’t need a sleigh to fly.

Dozens of people dressed as Saint Nick jumped from planes with parachutes in Australia — setting a new record for skydiving.

The thrill-seekers earned a Guinness World Record title for “most tandem parachute jumps in eight hours.”

The stunt was staged by the retail company RedBalloon Christmas to raise funds for children’s cancer.

Life’s no longer ruff for 735 dogs in India, thanks to one man who adopted them all.

Rakesh Shukla, a 45-yearold software engineer, cares for the pups on his half-acre farm in Karnataka.

He takes in sick and abandoned pooches, prompting neighbors to nickname him The DogFather, according to reports.