Weird BUT true
The real God would have made the sun shine.
A Florida man jumped out of his car on a packed highway last week and got naked in the midst of a rainstorm while shouting, “I am God!” before cops tackled him.
The man, who was a bit slippery, was taken into custody and is still undergoing mental evaluation, according to a report.
He snapped his way into handcuffs.
A Florida man who allegedly set a Lake Worth country club on fire was arrested after sending Snapchat videos about the blaze to several people in town.
“Y’all gonna see a structure fire tonight,” Anthony Stowers, 25, allegedly said.
Stowers’ father had complained about the structure’s lack of maintenance, police said.
A bank robber in New Mexico didn’t put a lot of thought into his disguise.
A man in a blue Walmart vest passed a note to the tellers at BBVA Compass Bank in Albuquerque demanding cash. He threatened the workers before fleeing with an unknown amount of money.
At least his dough will go far at the big box store.
A British dentist is earning praise after finding a good use for “Where’s Waldo?”
Patients in Michael Mannion’s Staffordshire office can stare at one of the complicated, colorful scenes while he works; the dentist put it on the ceiling above his examination chair.
Perhaps an ad for Vladimir Putin’s United Russia party that labeled a voting booth a sex hotel worked a little too well, as a recordsetting 146 percent of the Russian electorate turned out for Sunday’s parliamentary elections.
But the victory was far from the landslide Putin expected. Even Chechnya proved a disappointment: Where in past elections the region voted 100 percent in favor of United Russia, this time the party took a comparatively paltry 99.51 percent.